AleHANDJob 

This is when a handjob is given to an emo kid.

Yo Mike, that nigga over there got an alehandjob last night!

AleHANDJob by Amanda Byrntson March 24, 2009

AleHANDJob 

Another scene kid, like John Hock who has thousands of myspace friends and causes typical br00t4l drama.

Sarah: damn AleHANDJob got a new picture on myspace!
Sally: REALLY? omg no wai!!

AleHANDJob by Amanda Barness March 24, 2009

Alehandjob 

A well-known hacker on myspace who pocess as a scene kid.

damn, that AleHANDJob kid just hacked my myspace.

Alehandjob by Mike Beldin March 24, 2009

alehandjob 

a term used to describe a gay mexican

Hey alejandro, are you into that girl?

nahhh man, im an alehandjob.

alehandjob by your friendly neighbor :) February 20, 2010

abhandjob 

Getting repeatily hit in the genitals over and over again during a hand job with the weight of a freight train.

Person 1: dude how was your hand job?
Person 2: my dick is like a peice of paper cause she gave me a abhandjob.

abhandjob by fuck me fuck me September 1, 2014

Alehandro 

An extremely cool person recieves the nickname Alehandro, they're usually people who get alot of pussy, ALOT OF PUSSY. Probably more awesome then you, yeah you... reading this right now.

PERSON 1 hey i'm gonna call you alehandro
PERSON 2 why?
PERSON 1 cuz your a pussy magnet

Alehandro by thebestfuckerever August 31, 2011

alehandro 

some fagget that thinks hes good at everything and thinks hes better then everyone cuz he wrestles and touches guys balls and rectum but hes not only at blowing guys. while everybody in sewanhaka rides his cock on how good he is not knowing hes on steroids is a serious crime and should be slapped in the face.he is a loser everybody that hangs out with him is a loser also.

KID1 hey u know tht kid alehandro?
KID2 yea i saw him taking it up the ass by the gazebo
KId1 ah yea u do know him

alehandro by worlds best October 16, 2008