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Yo bro, I got the alch!
Alch by CaliCollin12fu April 15, 2016
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everyone: Who's alch?
me: A depressed kid who plays valorant that should hang himself like Crybo
Alch, get a rope and hang yourself
Alch by lolololololololololoalolol February 28, 2022

Alch-Calc 

Alch-Calc: the calculation required to determine how long you will need to exercise non-stop to burn off the calories accumulated from drinking alchohol during a particular alchohol consumption opportunity.
Damn, I drank like a fish last night! My Alch-Calc is 25 hours!
Alch-Calc by Tomicus April 6, 2009

c-cut alch

Is a newly coined term in the online game, "Runescape", and is the act of cutting logs, then fletching the logs into unstrung bows, then casting the "High Level Alchemy" spell on them, to turn them into gold coins.

Often used on yew trees, as this is the best xp/hr overall on the stats.

This is also often used in "Runescape", as it grants you experience in the three stats, firstly- woodcutting, secondly- fletching, thirdly- magic.
Person 1 - What are you doing?
Person 2 - C-cut alch'ing
Person 1 - What's that?
Person 2 - Google it.
c-cut alch by Chesse Pie January 23, 2011

alchestbreach

Quite possibly one of the funniest youtube personalities out there. Alchestbreach is known for his witty commentary, many voices, and mod reviews.
Person 1: "Yea i was watching this alchestbreach video and i crapped my pants laughing. It was great."

Person 2: "I'll check him out."
alchestbreach by Harvey the cat October 30, 2013
Its common misspelling of the word alcohol or you couldn't spell alcohol so you ended up here.
Person: I drank so much alchol at that party last night
Person 2: you mean alcohol
Person: sorry I'm not good at spelling
Person 2: we're talking in person
Alchol by C Z January 19, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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