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ALASKAN DRAGON 

When a man cums in the womans mouth and then you tell her that you have gonorrhea and the cum in her mouth comes out of her nose looking like a dragon
Dude, last night I gave Sindy the Alaskan Dragon, it was hilarious.
ALASKAN DRAGON by MiniOmri December 17, 2007

Alaskan Dragon Rider 

The Alaskan Fire Dragon, performed with the man riding a moose.
"Hey man, I gave my girl the Alaskan Fire Dragon last night."
"Man, you are bad at this. I gave my girl the Alaskan Dragon Rider last night."
"DAAAAAAAAAMN"

alaskan ice dragon 

When a man cums in a womans mouth while recieving head and the cum is still inside of her mouth the man goes behind her pulls her hair back and whispers he has an std causing the cum to squirt out of the womans nose.
Joe came in Annas mouth and told her he had AIDS causing her to do the alaskan ice dragon.
alaskan ice dragon by Joe VD September 11, 2008

alaskan fire dragon 

a sexual act in which a woman gives a man a blow job, as he ejaculates he shuts the womans mouth and whispers into her hear "I have syphilis", because of her astonishment, the cum comes out of her nose - - it looks like a dragon.
that girl was S'ing my D and I gave her the ol' Alaskan Fire Dragon - when it came out her nose... man, dudes.
alaskan fire dragon by stinkoman December 16, 2004

alaskan snow dragon

another 'odd sexual act' made up by a virgin
I can't get laid so instead I'll make up a new position and call it an alaskan snow dragon. Everybody on fark will be impressed.
alaskan snow dragon by Sergent D March 16, 2005

alaskan snow dragon

You cum in a girls mouth and then clamp her mouth shut. Then you tell her you have an STD. She freaks and tries to spit it out, but with her mouth closed still by you all the cum comes out her nose. That's an alaskan snow dragon son.
Giselle: This morning i was in class and cum started dripping out my nose!!!
Ashley: HAHAHAHAHA
Giselle: It's probably cuz Ian gave me an alaskan snow dragon last night! =)
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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