alabama twinkle
alabama twinkle by bootyclapper3000 January 14, 2020
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Alabama Twinkle Stache
When a female puts glitter on her vagina without her partner knowing before giving her oral, when he is done he will have a mustache of glitter on his face in his facial hair ect......
hahahahaha my bf went down on me after I put glitter on my vagina without him knowing and he had a twinkle stache!!!!!! "alabama twinkle stache"
Alabama Twinkle Stache by Morbid Madrox September 23, 2011
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Alabama Twinkie
Alabama Twinkie by MIKE-BRICK January 27, 2010
Alabama Twinkie
A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.
My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.
Alabama Twinkie by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021
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