alcoholic 

When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.

If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.

alcoholic by TnPat March 8, 2004

Alcoholic 

someone who knows there is no way to actually break someone other than convincing them to take a punishment for themselves such as picking cotton and the longer they do it, the more sketchy they look

Person 1: Imma do it in front of god, watch me not break afterwards lol.

Person 2: Lol you alcoholic.

Person 1: Lol r they against marijuana too?

Alcoholic by Bitchwhipped the cartel December 9, 2021

Alcoholic 

Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.

"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.

Alcoholic by Hebb December 21, 2009

alcoholic 

Someone who drinks in the shower.

That motherfucker was drinking a keystone in the shower. That motherfucker is an alcoholic.

alcoholic by Motherfucker Dick October 19, 2008

alcoholic 

A person who always feels two drinks behind.

"I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?"

or

"Alcoholic? What's that?"

alcoholic by Teo Cherub July 15, 2009

alcoholic 

A person who knows exactly how many days it's been since they had a drink.

E.g., In January, 2007, Lindsay Lohan told People magazine "I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything." Lindsay Lohan's publicist Leslie Zelnick confirmed to The Associated Press in December that Lohan was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

alcoholic by asking January 22, 2007

alcoholic 

A true Alcoholic would rather drink, then get a Blowjob.

Bills wife was getting ready to go down on him, but Bill said no, I'll take a double jack n coke instead.

alcoholic by Recovering January 17, 2004