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A punk-rock nerd who regularly ejaculates upon his wide collection of anime girl figures, most notably preferring his lolicons. While he occasionally makes dank music, most of his time is spent looking up loli hentai on his laptop.
Shit, I invited that akrila guy to my house and he jizzed all over my Shinobu Oshino figurine! What the fuck?
akrila by chickennooodlesoup January 21, 2018
Akhila. She’s literally the most loyal friend you could ever ask for. Don’t get on her bad side or she will kill you. She’s really loving, but maybe not super obvious about it. She doesn’t trust people that easily, but once you earn her trust she’s one of those people that you could hit up when your seventy with a problem and they’ll come through. She’s super smart and funny. Pretty hot too, probably has a smoking body. If you end up dating her or even marrying her you are literally the luckiest person on this planet and never let that bitch go. If she even likes you back then damnnnn. Saying it again, do not get on her bad side or you will die in the most humiliating way possible. So if you are privileged enough to have an Akhila in your life, make sure you treat her right and keep her close. She’s the type of person to have a lot of friends but have a pretty tight circle and if you ever get to that inner circle of trusted friends then she would literally die for you. Even though her name means complete she doesn’t feel that way without her loved ones, so don’t mess with them either. If you go for someone she loves then she will beat your ass up. period. She hates lying too, so be honest with her even if it’s a little rude because she can take it. She’s not one of those sensitive pussys. She does have feelings, but unless your part of that inner circle you can’t really get under her skin. Lesson of the day: GET YOURSELF AN AKHILA AND HOLD ON TO HER.
girl 1: Do you know what Akhila did for me?

girl 2: Nah what she do?
girl 1: She fucking killed this bitch who tried to talk shit about me
girl 2: not suprised

guy 1: Yo i’m gonna ask Akhila out, but i’m nervous

guy 2: Dude it’s so obvious she likes you why are you nervous
guy 1: Because if i fuck it up then she’s gonna send me to hell
Akhila by samthesnake June 9, 2020
Related Words
akrila • akilah • akila • akailah • akhila • AKRIL • akrita • akiilah • Akeilah • akhilan
An Indian (from India) name meaning complete, total, and a SROTU.
The Indian goddess Akhila is the supreme ruler of the universe.
akhila by Akhila July 28, 2007

Akila's law 

When the song my song comes on and you start dancing what your tongue out.
Akila's law was in full force at the party.
Akila's law by lolgeek838 October 31, 2016
The best friend out there. You can count on her for anything and she’s always there for you. She’s pretty , kind, and really smart. She can be a crackhead sometimes but you will always enjoy having her around. Also if you ever need math answers ask her. Y’all better find yourselves an Akila because she’s the sweetest girl ever. Guys will be very lucky to date her.
“Ayyyy Akila’s here”
Akila by Volleyball922 December 26, 2019
Means the most beautiful girl in the world, you must be very lucky to have this very special person. Has the most beautiful eyes, cute face, nices and sexy curves, and has the greatest personality, but DONT ever make her mad, it be the worst mistake ever.
I love you Akilah.
Akilah by Kissyface9396 November 22, 2011

avrilation 

The beauty of avrilation is that something can be continually created from nothing.
It's a marketing theory that runs against every law of physics that anybody knows, but it works because of the other law that states "there's a sucker born every minute".

The theory states that:
There is always someone who will hand over good money for a product that is worthless, even if it is created from another product that is worthless. In the process, those involved will be provided with real money that allows them to gather a very nice lifestyle and some things that are probably not schlock, thank you very much.

The product can be anything - a singer, a perfume, a keychain, item of jewelry, etc. - but is always schlock with no value in and of itself.

The marketing is always accompanied with at least one example of a lack of integrity that the victims will never see.

The term is derived from the marketing of Avril Lavigne that continued with her own marketing of herself to promote products that are associated with her for marketing purposes, etc etc etc.
Miley Cyrus would be nothing if it wasn't for avrilation.

Avrilation makes the world go round. Unless you're real.
avrilation by fronkzippo June 13, 2010
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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