aklaus
The most beautiful and perfect soul, Aklaus is the name of the chosen one, the one that everyone remembers and everyone loves
aklaus by Hispanic.ass October 20, 2021
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Akalus
The emotion where after meeting someone, you wish that abortion was retroactively legal a long time ago.
Akalus by Not His Date June 12, 2016
Akalus
The emotion where after meeting someone you wish that abortion was retroactively legal a long time ago
Akalus by A Shit Ass June 15, 2017
Akalus
Akalus by Akalus for all of you June 12, 2016
Akalus
The emotion where after meeting someone, you wish that abortion was retroactively legal a long time ago.
A guy crashes the most popular party of the year and makes everything incredibly awkward.
Person 1: This dude is ruining this party for me.
Person 2: Yeah agreed, I'm just gonna go.....
Person 1: I'm feeling some serious akalus towards this guy right now.
Person 1: This dude is ruining this party for me.
Person 2: Yeah agreed, I'm just gonna go.....
Person 1: I'm feeling some serious akalus towards this guy right now.
Akalus by Qwantiddies June 12, 2016
Alaušas
The highest god in the lithuanian cult of Alaušas. He possesses a giga cock. He is a very good and forgiving god and has sex with those who summon him. But the biggest sinners experience the wrath of his erection in the sinners' asses. The only one who has pleasure is Alaušas himself. He often competes with the demi-god lithuanian PE teacher Baltrušaitis. Wherever he goes, he carries his huge dick in his mighty hands. Anyone who his blessed to see it is stunned, shocked and will have good luck for eternity.
Person 1: Wait, can it be? Is that Alaušas? I think I'm gonna cum from the mere sight of his cock.
Person 2: Alaušas, please, fuck me with your big juicy cock. I want you to be my daddy.
Person 2: Alaušas, please, fuck me with your big juicy cock. I want you to be my daddy.
Alaušas by HighPriestOfTheCultOfAlaušas December 2, 2021
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