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The Asuka Defense 

When someone evades an accusation by just saying they didn’t do it and it works.
“She has no real alibi, she’s just throwing out The Asuka Defense.”
The Asuka Defense by Jester45 February 24, 2021
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Ryo Asuka 

A bad bitch, He’s a character from Devilman Crybaby. He is someone who deserves to be worshipped and loved
Also hes gay for Akira
“Ryo Asuka is such a bad person” - Some idiot
“No he’s perfect and has boobies” - a legend
Ryo Asuka by ryoasukaryoasuka October 31, 2020
A girl named Aisulu is always has the most wonderful smile and personality. If you have a girlfriend as cute and beautiful as her, then you are the luckiest person on earth
Aisulu is the cutest person alive :з
Aisulu by Karina Geez February 24, 2019

Sleepy Asuka 

Verb: The act of masturbating over the sleeping body of your significant other and finishing in your hand acompanied by the phrase "I'm so fucked up." when finished. As made popular by Shinji Ikari in the infamous hospital scene from the 1997 End of Evangelion OVA for the series finale of Neon Gensis Evangelion, where in which he masturbates to Asuka's comatose body.
Bob: So what did you do when you got home with your girl last night
Tod: I waited for her to fall asleep and I gave her a Sleepy Asuka
Bob: I'm sorry, what?
Tod: I'm so fucked up
Sleepy Asuka by Unit03 December 5, 2012
A girl who is beautiful but always sleepy
That girl is so Atsuk

Asuka kinnie 

An estj with anger issues who while describes them-self as independent lives off of the validation they get from other people. Is a close relative of the “shinji kinnie”
Do you see that girl over there? I heard shes an asuka kinnie, do you think she’s a shinnie?
Asuka kinnie by Sidsidsidsidsid August 20, 2021