aisle 6

(adj.) douche bag

In the Rite Aid stores, aisle 6 is the feminine hygiene aisle. Now you know how the signs above the aisle inform you of what you might find in given aisle? Well, Rite Aid kindly let's it's customers that in aisle 6, you will find douches. Not douche bags but DOUCHES. As if I couldn't guess that I would find douches in the tampon aisle. COME ON NOW RITE AID, HAVE A LITTLE MORE FAITH IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC.

"Ay, ya fuckin aisle 6!" ::gives finger::

by UD CAN'T HANDLE TWO PEEPS WITH THE NAME J April 6, 2007

Aisle 6

woman

Aisle 6 has woman

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ January 14, 2021

Aisle 69

The act of redirecting a questioning customer to a non-existent (and distant) area of a large superstore. Done either for reasons of expedient break-taking, general cluelessness or for the amusement of one's self and close shelf-stacking peers. Often all three.

Customer: Could you tell me where I could find the <mildly obscure product> please?

Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.

by Deademeat December 24, 2010

Aisle 69

An aisle in a store/supermarket which contains only or predominately tampons, condoms, and/or sexual pleasure items.

Customer: "I need some condoms where are they kept?"
Employee: "Over on Aisle 69 right by the Pharmacy"

by JapanTobi March 30, 2015