Someone who will act like they can't hear you because they're rich and have AirPods and have to be a douche even though they can clearly hear you.
You: Yo what up Mark how ya been man.
Mark: Sorry did you say something, I'm an AirPod user ,I couldn't hear you I had my AirPods in.
You: Yeah i said something you douche.
Other guy: Don't listen to him he has AirPods which makes him a douche.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).