Someone who will act like they can't hear you because they're rich and have AirPods and have to be a douche even though they can clearly hear you.
You: Yo what up Mark how ya been man.
Mark: Sorry did you say something, I'm an AirPod user ,I couldn't hear you I had my AirPods in.
You: Yeah i said something you douche.
Other guy: Don't listen to him he has AirPods which makes him a douche.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.