Skip to main content

ain't about that life 

Another way to say that something doesn't fit a person, doesn't suit them, or isn't met for them. Commonly pronounced as "ain't 'bout dat life."
Sarah is so hot for Dave that she is acting like she's easy to get his attention, but she ain't about that life.
That geek Bill Nye watched way too much Breaking Bad and now he's trying to find a partner to cook meth with. We all know he ain't 'bout dat life.
She was talking shit about my best friend, so i punched her in the face instead of talking shit. I ain't fake, I ain't 'bout dat life.
ain't about that life by Purplexy October 17, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch

ain't about that life 

You can't handle that lifestyle or don't fit into that lifestyle or with a group of people.
Tom:I'm going to the club all 6 nights this week and gettin crunk.
Craig:Man, you ain't about that life.
Me:Yeah, he's also not about that common sense either. Tom, do me a favor and do not go to any night clubs because you have no street smarts.
ain't about that life by LexO October 20, 2013

ain't about that life 

When someone, usually trying to be gangster, is stressing how he does not like how something is run or what they didn't do in a situation.
Man, and then I ate chocolate cake. They didn't have vanilla but that's okay cuz I ain't about that life.
ain't about that life by InnerSol October 13, 2013
Word of the Day on October 17, 2013

ain't about that life 

When other people see a gangster thug and proclaim that they themselves are not about the life of dope dealing and crime.
Gangster walks past checkout counter*
Clerk:"Whoa! I ain't about that life."
cactass
ain't about that life by Sotamaster October 17, 2013

you ain't about that life 

The definition of you ain't about that life means that your not about to do something. You claim that you are but you don't, your to afraid and chicken out.
So your really gonna rob the bank? Nahh you ain't about that life, dog.
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next