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aidan garrard
Green-loving, plaid-obsessed little turtle duck. Sent from the Gods themselves. A total bb. And a vegan! What a saint!
aidan garrard by lambs69 April 20, 2018
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Wadah Adlan
A name from a lost Tibetan Folklore. A Hero among men who battled against the demon known as oquendo. This series of folktales is found in the tibetan b4 library. The battle lasted 444 days. it was a dizzying destructive battle. The chaos ensued by said battle lead to the creation of the universes.
The victory was won by Wadah Adlan when the village chief Daven Peng entered the fray and using his shaman powers defeated the oquendo.
The victory was won by Wadah Adlan when the village chief Daven Peng entered the fray and using his shaman powers defeated the oquendo.
Wadah Adlan by whatkindofbearisbest? August 29, 2010
Aidansexual
Friend: Hey what’s your sexuality?
Me: Oh I’m Aidansexual.
Friend: What kind of sexuality is that?
Me: Don’t worry about it. 😉
Me: Oh I’m Aidansexual.
Friend: What kind of sexuality is that?
Me: Don’t worry about it. 😉
Aidansexual by _.sunshinexaidan._ December 31, 2020
Aidan Gallagher
A god. The greatest actor, environmental ambassador and singer there is. The best looking person ever and the most caring.
Also used to describes a person or thing
Also used to describes a person or thing
Aidan Gallagher by anonymous December 30, 2020
adlan
A leader who is dressed like a man fights like a devil. A very high-classed person. A lavish type of man. A nice guy with evil plans and also a very loyal man to his lady
adlan by Kuncupaghim December 29, 2016
Dirty Aidan
The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.
Dirty Aidan by Shitposting With Babish March 26, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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