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Amanda Ohm
Amanda is One Hot Mess. Not to be confused with tall Amanda’s, this sub species of the basic bitch name are short, round, have bad teeth & hide crackers in their tum tum rolls. The lowest ranking Amanda with children popping out of her like Cars in a car show. She is not only foul to look at she’s also cruel, selfish and thrives on being the craziest person in the room while simultaneously being the weakest and lowest educated. The embarrassment of her family. The DUFF of her friend group. No one likes Amanda OHM but she’s always popping up like a cockroach in a crack den.
Everyone looks better with Amanda OHM next to them.
Amanda OHM is stalking online again. Call the police.
The clown car pulled up! Look at all the kids popping out! Must be Amanda OHM.
Amanda OHM is stalking online again. Call the police.
The clown car pulled up! Look at all the kids popping out! Must be Amanda OHM.
Amanda Ohm by DJohnson19 March 19, 2022
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Amanda Ohm
Amanda is One Hot Mess. Not to be confused with tall Amanda’s, this sub species of the basic bitch name are short, round, have bad teeth & hide crackers in their tum tum rolls. The lowest ranking Amanda with children popping out of her like Cars in a car show. She is not only foul to look at she’s also cruel, selfish and thrives on being the craziest person in the room while simultaneously being the weakest and lowest educated. The embarrassment of her family. The DUFF of her friend group. No one likes Amanda OHM but she’s always popping up like a cockroach in a crack den.
Everyone looks better with Amanda OHM next to them.
Amanda OHM is stalking online again. Call the police.
The clown car pulled up! Look at all the kids popping out! Must be Amanda OHM.
Amanda OHM is stalking online again. Call the police.
The clown car pulled up! Look at all the kids popping out! Must be Amanda OHM.
Amanda Ohm by DJohnson19 March 19, 2022
Amanda Gorman
The 22-year-old poet who spoke with poise and eloquence at the inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, reading her poem "The Hill We Climb". Ms. Gorman, the youngest inaugural poet in United States history, earned wide praise and admiration for her contribution to an event regarded, by several measures, as historically significant.
Amanda Gorman joins a small group of poets who have graced a presidential inauguration with their words, among them Robert Frost, Maya Angelou, Miller Williams, Elizabeth Alexander and Richard Blanco.
From "The Hill We Climb", she read:
"And yet the dawn is ours before we knew it.
Somehow, we do it.
Somehow, we’ve weathered and witnessed
A nation that isn’t broken, but simply unfinished."
From "The Hill We Climb", she read:
"And yet the dawn is ours before we knew it.
Somehow, we do it.
Somehow, we’ve weathered and witnessed
A nation that isn’t broken, but simply unfinished."
Amanda Gorman by Monkey's Dad January 24, 2021
got a hand on my brain
hippies and stoners in referring to the physical sensation of being "stoned" or high on really high potency thc
got a hand on my brain by Illumination666 October 28, 2009
Abandon
Abandon is when you are left alone in your darkest time. When you are abandoned you feel alone, sad and unwanted. You might get abandoned by friends but, that just means that they are fake friends. Always make sure who are your real friends and who are fake.
When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.