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Ah fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this
Ah fuck by Izukumidorya November 11, 2019
Words you can keep
Used as an alternative lyrics when you forgot the lyrics from the original song
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand, said to the man in the stand. "ah fuck"
ah fuck by EpicSanta April 18, 2017
Similar to oh fuck but in this case it's a small-medium error size.
Used when you fuck up something, BUT It has repair.

Oh fuck means inevitable total destruction.
Randy: You forgot yo buy the chips you dumb ass motherfucker.
Bob: Ah fuck ok i am going to the 24hs again.
Ah fuck by GatitoBongero April 9, 2020
well ah fuck can mean many things such as; you hurt your self, or maybe your mom found your serect vape and your like ah fuck!
AH FUCK! MY MO FOUND MY VAPE! ILL CALL U LATER!
AH FUCK by AHHHAHAHAHHA January 14, 2022

ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this. 

A statement of frustration said when one is about to say something and is interrupted abruptly; usually with a punch to the face.

Note: It has to be said in a non-enthusiastic, brittish, calm and polite manner, if you will.

Example:

Some guy: "Hello everyone, i'm here today to talk about... *PUNCHED IN THE FACE*

Same guy: "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this. 

Best response to being punched. Ever.
Guy #1: *Punches Guy #2 in the face*
Guy #2: "Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

ah fuck it

A much better version of YOLO
What you think before chugging a litre of vodka "Ah fuck it"
ah fuck it by Manguydudewhat November 1, 2017
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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