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agnostic atheist

A person who holds the view that the existence of a deity cannot be proven nor disproven, but personally leans towards the idea of there not being one. In this case, agnostic is an adjective. "Atheist" has to do with belief, and "agnostic" has to do with knowledge. Two completely different animals, but can be applied to each other. Basically, a person who doesn't know and doesn't believe.
Guy: So what are your religious views?
Agnostic atheist: I'm an agnostic.
Guy: So you're just a pussy atheist?
Agnostic atheist: No, you idiot. I'm an atheist, too. I'm an atheistic agnostic, or an agnostic atheist.
Guy: Huh??
agnostic atheist by Mswordx23 November 22, 2009
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agnostic atheist

Some one who has agnostic beliefs and does not believe in the existence of any deities.
<Agnostic Atheist>~ I don't believe in god.
<Christian>~ Yeah, well what proof do you have that exemplifies his non-existence?
<Agnostic Atheist>~ There is no proof that proves God's existence, or non-existence.
agnostic atheist by CrustyP August 24, 2006

agnostic atheism all the way 

Agnostic Atheism All The Way/AAATW/ aaatw

Agnostic atheists are atheistic because they do not hold a belief in the existence of any deity and agnostic because they claim that the existence of a deity is either unknowable in principle or currently unknown in fact.

For Dumb People:
Agnostic Atheists don't believe in god(s) because there is nothing obvious scientific there to make them think other wise and they are agnostic because there is nothing to prove that there is no possibility of a god existing.

Atheism for evolution and agnostic for the truth.

This is to be contributed to the unnamed war of the internet of atheism vs theist.
Person A: yo, what is your religion?
Person X: agnostic atheism all the way!
Person A: what the fuck?
Person X: you don't know what it is?
Person A: fuck no!
Person X: itsssssss..................

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
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"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
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Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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