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after sex phone call 

the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex with you, if he calls at all
Mary slept with Bob on Friday night. Mary got the after sex phone call on Saturday afternoon. Bob likes Mary enough to consider her girlfriend potential. Jane slept with Danny on Friday night. Jane got the after sex phone call on Monday night. Danny wants to keep having sex with Jane, but doesn't consider her girlfriend potential. Betty slept with Steve on Friday night. Betty got the after sex phone call from Steve the next Friday afternoon at work. Steve wants to sleep with Betty when he feels like it. Doris slept with Frank on Friday night. Doris never got Frank's after sex phone call and won't. Frank forgot Doris' name as soon as he got her into bed.
after sex phone call by Doris August 14, 2004
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after sex phone call 

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.
"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.
after sex phone call by Jester December 24, 2002

after sex phone call 

just like it sounds a call made after sex
i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie

after sex phone call 

Shows that the caller has his penis in a vice by the call reciever.
Paul is making the after sex phone call.
after sex phone call by Larry December 17, 2002
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026