Afro Puff

Very curly, usually afro (kinky) textured hair that is pulled into two or more ponytails. The hair, instead of hanging down like straighter and less thick textures, will "puff" out into a spherical shape. Like most styles involving mostly unaltered Afro-textured hair, the longer the length hair would be if it were straightened, the larger the corresponding puffs are.

When my daughter said that she didn't want her hair in a full afro today, I just pulled it back into a couple of afro puffs and called it a day.

Afro Puff by lolwords08 October 20, 2014

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afro puff

an afro on your pubic area that needs to be shaved off.

dude that girls f*cking underwear came down with her pants when changing and she had an afro puff!

ex #2. lizz pop. and lindsay heff.

afro puff by yourmoma8) December 20, 2007

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afro puffs

A hairstyle in which the hair is tied into ball-shaped masses at the top or sides of the head. Typically found on those that have hair that grows thick and somewhat frizzy (afro).

"I rock rough and stuff
With my afro puffs
Handcuffed as I bust
'Bout to tear shit up.."
(Lady Rage from Snoop Doggy Dogg's, G-Funk Intro)

afro puffs by Bravo Dingo September 27, 2004

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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