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Coworker: Do you hate Chris?
You: No, but I'm AFKHC.
afkhc by OhHeyItsPaul June 18, 2018
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AFKNCHUR 

“AFKNCHUR” (Origin: @the_bro_jaymuk, @life_of_lania, @afknchur - Instagram)

“AFKNCHUR” can be used to convey a greeting in the upmost celebratory fashion. It is the immense living of your life choices whilst not tending to the emotional nor vocal adversity and ridicule of others. It is an affirmation of greatness of thyself or another. “AFKNCHUR” is the most authentic and legitimate form of self one can be!
As a greeting or a goodbye “AFKNCHUR my bro!” and it can be used when skulling a drink or doing something exciting “AFKNCHUR!”
AFKNCHUR by The bro jaymuk April 19, 2019
Related Words
A place where you might keep musical instruments.
hey john, your lute is in my afkhash.
afkhash by gaptak December 13, 2007
A place where oneself might put their musical instruments.
Hey John, wheres my lute?
Oh I put it in my afkhash.
afkhash by Gaptak December 25, 2007

afkcorgi 

A sapnap mod that really likes using emotes on discord
Person: Hey Corgi!
afkcorgi: Hi o/ :smile: :Sadge: :Smiledog: :heh:
afkcorgi by pls no ban November 12, 2020
All Fucking Kinds of Crazy
I saw your girl last night. She gave a dude a blow job in the bathroom, punched this bitch in the face, and, was dragged off by the cops. She was AFKC.
afkc by Gung-Gung November 27, 2017
When you go AFK on a game to go get some chicken (or food in general).
"BRB I'm going afkfc"
afkfc by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2020
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murderhobo 

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