afghanistoner

an individual that heavily uses the drug marijuana, but also happens to be from afghanistan or a similar country.

"Muhammad just told us that he was a huge afghanistoner!"

by AwboBigBoy September 5, 2017

afghanistaned

When someone / something gets one over you.

1) TONY: I worked so hard this Summer to pass my dental exams. I know Suzy has been partying the whole summer, hasn't attended a single lecture and finished the exam 15 minutes before I did. Yet she still got higher marks than me..
ME: Yeah mate she afghanisted you.

2) DRU: Kelly you just missed the turning for McDonalds!
KELLY: Sorry! The turning just came out of nowhere!
DRU: The road just afghanistaned u.

3) DRU: You came with that girl and now she's dancing with another guy. Look!
PETE: I just got afghanistaned :(

by DRU June 9, 2013