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adverse possession 

Refers to where one restless spirit that currently commands a person's body is being displaced by a competing entity that also desires control over said human.
In the famous movie "Ghost", Sam Wheat had to solicit tutelage from his saggy-eyed "lost soul" acquaintance in the subway before he could take adverse possession of Carl Bruner and Willie Lopez, and prevent them from committing additional crimes.
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Adverse Possession 

Commonly called squatters rights, or acquisitive prescription.

It's basically this legal concept that caused my property to be LEGALLY stolen by some bozo that was living in my property for a certain amount of time (prob 10 to 20 years) and I didn't noticed
Hey you can't live there jackass I liv-

Dude living in my home: Adverse possession bitch!!!

ad-verse possession 

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".
I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.
ad-verse possession by QuacksO January 8, 2020