Erection assassin 

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

asdasd 

When you're unsure if your internet went out or not.

You type random letters in google to see if it connects.

There's not a sentence that goes with asdasd.

asdasd by keNzoM4 June 26, 2019

Lyrical Assassin 

Someone who straight up destroys a beat with flows that can't be beat.

Spitting rhymes just like bullets, as to murder the competition.

Mr. Criminal

O.G. 1:Ay, have you heard Mr. Criminal's new C.D.?
O.G. 2:Yeah, that foo is truely the one and only Lyrical Assassin

Lyrical Assassin by Static_Productions February 11, 2010

Windy-City Assassin

Derrick Rose

Derrick rose...The Windy-City Assassin

Windy-City Assassin by papajaha June 18, 2012

social assassin 

An unabashedly blunt person who is your go-to man to convey to a friend, relative, spouse, lover or acquaintance that they consistently do something that is so very annoying.
This term was used by Jeff Garlin to describe Larry David in Season 8 of Curb your Enthusiasm when Larry is propositioned by a friend to tell his wife that her using the expression "LOL" is extremely annoying.

Dave - How can I tell Claudia that her breath smells so bad that I can't even give her a ride home after class?
Tim - Jose will take care of that for a bill. He's a social assassin.

social assassin by sociasswhole July 28, 2011

Assassholes

Fisherman who only fish with the brand assassin

And are very proud of it and look down towards Fisherman who use other brands. They also get really jealous when they see people with other brands of fishing tackle catching fish

Mate I went fishing yesterday and while I had a fish on the line those assassholes couldn't stop eyeballing me.

Assassholes by Mustangsplitter March 16, 2021

sober assassin 

To hook up with inebriated women while sober. Derived from
Tuching.

Dude how did you get in her pants so quickly, you must be a sober assassin.

harry told me he was being a sober assassin last night when he fucked kelsey.

sober assassin by tuchman1 June 24, 2009