Account Manager 

What an employer will post in a job description, trying to make some job look like an awesome, experience-gaining, entry-level beginning to a wonderful career in Marketing techniques, strategies, and problem-solving, and all with competitive salary. When in reality, it's being a door-to-door salesman or a telesaleman making cold calls all day with commission-based pay.

IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING FOR ACCOUNT MANAGER
Run in a local office near you. COMPETITIVE PAY. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.
Work for a great company, gain skills in marketing techniques, problem-solving and working as a team an alone, competitive pay + bonuses. I SWEAR THIS IS A GREAT JOB.

Account Manager by j_ballin April 7, 2015

key account manager 

someone who holds the keys to the company doors

guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager

key account manager by qubic December 17, 2018

Account Managers 

A team comprised of individual contributors within an organization. The primary goal of an Account Manager is to retain clients, provide services on a daily basis, and grow the account.

A group of Account Managers is commonly referred to as a Herd.

You better finish that donut before a herd of Account Managers come through.

Account Managers by franklydave June 28, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022