Accidental Dig

When you wipe your butt a little to aggressively and your finger digs through the paper and causes pain.

Man, I was on the shitter and had an accidental dig. Now my butthole hurts.

by Tanner mcmuffin August 11, 2018

Accidental Idea

Basically if you say an idea, and a nearby parent/ teacher hears it.

Kade: Hell yeah, the teacher forgot about this homework!

Teacher: What a great idea Kade! Every one turn in your homework.

Kade: FML, accidental idea.

by OhShizzNotAgain March 14, 2011

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accidental doorbell

When you wipe after using the bathroom and misjudge how strong the toilet paper is, usually after changing brands recently.

I hate when my roommate buys different toilet paper than I do, because if I don't pay attention to which brand is on the holder, I sometimes give myself an accidental doorbell.

by hellcat1988 June 6, 2021

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Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 4, 2017

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Accidentally Torres'd

When you unintentionally make something sound like it was said by Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown.

Person 1: Wow, I accidentally Torres'd that English speech yesterday, do you think anyone noticed?
Person 2: Nah, barely anyone here is cultured enough to know about Ace combat 7.
Person 1: Yeah, you're probably right.

by exportedtoastie November 3, 2021

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