A rip, tear, or hole in the inner thigh or crotch area of female pants, usually brought about by constant wear.
I just bought a new pair of pants and the fabric is such crap that I'm already starting to get an access hole in them!
by jeudi April 8, 2010
1. of or relating to a male swim team in speedos
2. used to reference somebody with excessive amounts of accessible holes in their clothing
2. used to reference somebody with excessive amounts of accessible holes in their clothing
1. I think they should make boxer speedos for even easier access so it will just pop out when they get excited.
2. She poked her finger through the hole in his shirt and said "Hello! You seem to have a lot of easy access today."
2. She poked her finger through the hole in his shirt and said "Hello! You seem to have a lot of easy access today."
by A.B.C. December 22, 2006
by mynibbakhalid July 1, 2019
1. A online site where you, and your parents, can check grades. This site takes three years to load, fails to open, and crashes on a daily basis. Your teachers will also take forever to upload grades into it, and your parents will check the website and subsequently ground you. Almost every single time.
2. The devil
2. The devil
by hoppersnoel December 19, 2012
The State of Pennsylvania's form of a Welfare card. Naturally abused by most (not all, I'm sure a minority of those using it actually DO put it to the intended use), the Access card is a bitch for the rest of us. It always works out that some asshole on Welfare is right in front of you in the "8 Items or Less" checkout with potato chips, a case of motor oil, weave, ass loads of kool-aid, a box of rubbers (ironically), a Snickers bar, a case of toilet paper, and some milk. As if it wasn't bad enough that the ignorant bastard has more than 8 items, then they have to seperate the order into two orders...the Access order, and the <i>Pennsylvania Says 'Fuck You' Lazy Ass</i> order. So first comes the order paid in cash, which goes well. Then out comes the greenish-blue and yellow Access card! **stabs chest with car keys** So Captain 3-tooth swipes his card for the fourth time, and still a denial message. Why, you ask? Well Mr.DipShit didn't notice that he doesn't have shit on his card!!! It's over halfway through the month, what did he expect?
After holding up the checkout for 15 minutes, LaShaniqua gave up on the sixteenth swipe of her Access card and pulled out a Benjamin, got a receipt, and we all clapped.
by Josh the Expo October 19, 2006
(a) Articles of clothing on women that give free, uninhibited, and easy access to the breasts and crotch. For example, a skirt.
(b) The key to happiness.
(b) The key to happiness.
by Wai November 22, 2004
• A version of a game that is available before the release date
• The type of game people would treat a beta
• The type of game people would treat a beta
A. Hey dude, look at this beta version of Minecraft!
B. Cool! How many bugs have you reported to the developers?
A. ...
B. You treated it like an early access didn’t you?
A. I thought Early Access and Beta are synonyms...
B. Cool! How many bugs have you reported to the developers?
A. ...
B. You treated it like an early access didn’t you?
A. I thought Early Access and Beta are synonyms...
by HyperGray December 20, 2019