Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
now* ”yo ara.” *ten minutes later* “yo ara.” *two minutes later* “yo ara.” DAYUM NIGGA YOU ABUSING THE FUCK OUTTA MY NAME.
by iiheart.ama April 1, 2022
Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.
He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.
That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.
A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.
A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
Morgana: *flashes*
L9 WANNABEXD: FLASH ABUSER GO KYS
Morgana: chill bro I just used a summoner spell it's part of the game
L9 WANNABEXD: STFU YOU FUCKING SUCK IM SO EDGY AND CRINGE LOL! I GET NO ATTENTION FROM MY TWO FATHERS
L9 WANNABEXD: FLASH ABUSER GO KYS
Morgana: chill bro I just used a summoner spell it's part of the game
L9 WANNABEXD: STFU YOU FUCKING SUCK IM SO EDGY AND CRINGE LOL! I GET NO ATTENTION FROM MY TWO FATHERS
by sunsethc January 3, 2022
Alcohol abuse is very dangerous.
by Winner-winner chicken dinner November 24, 2021
by iizdanerdest November 12, 2017
One (often white teenage females) who enjoy creating page-long tags under posts on social media. These individuals also create new hashtags that only pertain to their life; therefore, these new tags have no use whatsoever.
Basic white bitch: #i #am #a #hashtagabuser #abuser #urbandictionary #ud #funny #cute #white #girl #starbucks #thisisagooddefinition #iwrotethis #basic etc....
Guy that has a life: What a hashtag abuser, your tag list took me 2 weeks to read through.
Guy that has a life: What a hashtag abuser, your tag list took me 2 weeks to read through.
by raging douchebag August 4, 2014