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Absolute Chad 

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A reference to Chad Thundercock, someone who has qualities of an alpha male including a big penis. Someone like Channing Tatum
Did you see Alex and how he picks up women, he's an absolute chad.
Absolute Chad by ChineseMan88 September 17, 2019
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Absolute Chad • Absolute Fucking Chad • absolute unit • Absolute • Absolute perfection • Absolute zero • absolute dolt • Absolute Fucking Walnut • Absolute Legend • absolute madman

Absolute Chad 

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Stereotypical white fine ass god of a man!
Wow did you see miles??
Yeah he’s an Absolute Chad.
Absolute Chad by Skeetlar April 29, 2019
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Absolute Fucking Chad 

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Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls
The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.
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AbsoluteChad 

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Basically someone who is cool or is a awesome fellow
Person:You’re dunced for a day :feelbadman:
Person: it’s okay man you are a absoluteChad Anyway
AbsoluteChad by RolesTakenNoReason June 10, 2019
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ankle biter

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Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
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Male Pattern Blindness 

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When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026
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