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Aborted Fetus

The act of getting a bloody nose while having sex, and letting it bleed all over your partner.
I loved it when my boyfriend rich gave me an aborted fetus
Aborted Fetus by Ivan Girderboot April 29, 2005

Aborted fetus cells 

What Karen thinks is in the coronavirus virus vaccine
Me: are you vaccinated

Karen: no, I would never. They put aborted fetus cells in the vaccine. The virus is caused by 5G anyways
Me: ok karen

partially aborted fetus

When a woman is getting an abortion and changes her mind part-way through, but the baby is just not the same anymore, that's a partially aborted fetus.
"Mommy's decision to go through with her partially aborted fetus cost lil' Timmy an arm and a leg."

Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position 

When the bottom partner assumes the fetal position and holds they're ankles while laying on their side, the top partner initiates coitus in an almost doggy style manner but sideways.
OMG I loved it when my boyfriend Chad did Aborted Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position with me! It was like being reborn!

Slimy half aborted fetus 

A no good bottom of the barrel type person
Hey have you meet Kenny vessey? Yeah that dudes a slimy half aborted fetus!

Jar of Aborted Fetuses 

A “one size fits all” insult that you can call anyone when they are being a total J. A standard insult. Typically paired with jaboris or jabrone.
Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”

Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”
Jar of Aborted Fetuses by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019
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