abel molina
Hispanic-Los Angeles-Texan celebrity known mainly for his moustache. Despite efforts by his fellow peers, he has yet to shave the 'stache. He bears a striking resemblance to "Pedro" from the feature film "Napolean Dynamite". He pretend like he "habla no espanol" but he actually does. He can speak Spanish really fast, like those commercial guys on the Hispanic radio station. He is also known for being a technology/computer/car genius. He is also known for pulling shenanagins on people (e.g. Tiffany aka "dumberer" the celebrity Azn). Also threatens people and sometimes carries out those threats (e.g. "Big Shot Rob" Lorenz). As discovered during prom, he can really dance and "get his groove on". Says "08" alot. Hates freshman. Hates rafat. Mostly known for the 'stache though.
abel molina: hey
Random guy: nice 'stache
Random guy 2: let's shave it off
abel molina: (Beats them up)
abel molina: 08! Hastla la cya!
Random guy 3: It's Hasta la vista, man. Don't act like you don't know spanish.
abel molina: Jódale y su madre. Yo no sé ningún español!
(Beats up Random guy 3, robs him, hijacks his car, GTA style, and starts shooting at stuff, does his pimp thing, etc)
Random guy: nice 'stache
Random guy 2: let's shave it off
abel molina: (Beats them up)
abel molina: 08! Hastla la cya!
Random guy 3: It's Hasta la vista, man. Don't act like you don't know spanish.
abel molina: Jódale y su madre. Yo no sé ningún español!
(Beats up Random guy 3, robs him, hijacks his car, GTA style, and starts shooting at stuff, does his pimp thing, etc)
abel molina by Borat Najahedari June 30, 2008
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