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abcess

Cindy's reason for not attending family functions.
He doesn't need to know, but I have an abcess on my woohoo. I'm trying to keep it draining."
by Froggie doggie May 28, 2017
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Octahedron-access

This is when you reach a state in the universe so unimaginably dank and ironic that you gain access to a new ironic state of octahedron.
You may now access the octahedron.

The octahedron has become available in the shop. Would you like to buy?

That CARBON bASeD lifeform just managed to gain octahedron-access!
by Quantum_memes September 6, 2017
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access media

1.) Corporate advertisers posing as journalists who try to pass off their reviews, commentary, and other content as unbiased reporting. So long as their coverage is positive, they are rewarded with access to things like press junket parties, film sets, celebrity interviews, and early access to things like theme park rides or video game releases.

2.) Synonym of shill.
"Hey, did you read that story on the rides at Galaxy's Edge on Collider? They totally loved Smugglers Run. I wanna go renew my Season Pass!"

"Collider? Those guys are access media. I'll wait for a review from someone who doesn't bend the knee to Emperor Mickey."
by David St.John Smythe June 5, 2019
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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”
Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023
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propane and propane accessories!

What Hank Hill sells to support his family.
"Dammit Bobby, if you don't shape up and start acting like a boy instead of a little pissy pants girl, you'll never grow up to be a vendor of propane and propane accessories!"
by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008
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Accessory Friend

A friend with whom you hang out with only to better your personal image. An accessory friend is often mean, snotty and disliked by the entire friend group. The only reason the accessory friend is tolerated is because of their above average looks.
Bob: "Nicole, why do you hang out with Barb? I'm pretty sure that my antisocial cat has a better personality than her".

Nicole: "Good question! Barb is just my accessory friend. I only hang out with her because she makes me look good... kind of like these diamond earrings that I'm wearing.

Bob: "Good point. I guess she is kind of hot".
by Urbankid123 September 6, 2013
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accessho

To have access to a certain place with a ho.
It ισ kitchentte which ισ also a facilite which you can accessho on your matress.
by KingofDefinitions October 4, 2018
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