AARP

The loud belches that old people tend to make involuntarily.

That Pot Roast sure was good...

...AARP!

by Craig Bartal January 5, 2005

AARP

What the autistic kid screams for no reason

Hi Ryan
AARP!

by Hobozygous November 13, 2017

AARP

The sound an old man makes sitting in a beanbag chair.

Now, let me just sit dooown... AARP!

by Sabadabas December 8, 2010

AARP

(A)n (A)ging but (R)espectable (P)ussy

Edna called Life Alert for the third time this week to give the young paramedic some of that AARP.

by ndptwdfnt September 13, 2017

AARP

An acronym for African American Retirement Planning. Sometimes used as a verb.
The practice of filing a (possibly specious but nonetheless prosecutable) discrimination suit against one's employer in order to pocket a hefty settlement.

Did you hear about Tennie Pierce? Dude got awarded $1.6 million dollars for some firehouse prank. LAFD just got AARPed.

by gentrifier January 7, 2014

aarp

An old ass person, who usually like to bitch about stuff like: not enough handicapped parking at Old Country Buffet, prescription drug prices, and how good the "Good Old Days" were.

"Damn, that bitch with the cane is AARP."

by A Law January 12, 2005

aarping

When an elderly person is using the restroom.

Esp. when he/she is taking a long time.

Person 1: Do you have any idea where Grandpa is?

Person 2: No idea, he' been gone a while. Maybe he's aarping

by bamyo June 24, 2011