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Two girls on drugs wait for elevator. Green haired fuckface walks in awkwardly as fuck and waits behind us.

girl one: (chuckling)
girl two: (snorting)

Elevator opens. Guy walks in AS AWKWARDLY AS POSSIBLE

girl one: (literally fucking dying of laughter)
girl two: (going to pee her goddamn pants)
AAMF: (akwardly standing in corner. Not laughing like the awkward ass mother fuck he IS)

Elevator opens. Girls run out. Elevator hasn't closed yet

girl two: (screaming) THAT WAS ONE AWKWARD ASS MOTHER FUCKER

AAMF by nigga337 March 4, 2013

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As A Matter of Fact

as a matter of fact AAMF, used in sentences.

AAMF by Pygmy Puff August 12, 2012

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aamf

Always another mother fucker

In call of duty mw2 when you kill a guy but there is another seal right there to kill you

Me: Damn dude i smoke his ass but his punk ass friend was right beside him. i only had 1 more kill for a nuke.

Chris: Shit bro. aamf.

aamf by Phil the kill February 10, 2010

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AAMFMD

Ask a manager for more details. Talk to someone higher up because I can’t handle you right now.

karisa: what’s going on with you?!?!

lindsey:ugh, AAMFMD

AAMFMD by pdqt’s September 19, 2018

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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