AAMF 

Awkward Ass Mother Fucker

Two girls on drugs wait for elevator. Green haired fuckface walks in awkwardly as fuck and waits behind us.

girl one: (chuckling)
girl two: (snorting)

Elevator opens. Guy walks in AS AWKWARDLY AS POSSIBLE

girl one: (literally fucking dying of laughter)
girl two: (going to pee her goddamn pants)
AAMF: (akwardly standing in corner. Not laughing like the awkward ass mother fuck he IS)

Elevator opens. Girls run out. Elevator hasn't closed yet

girl two: (screaming) THAT WAS ONE AWKWARD ASS MOTHER FUCKER

AAMF by nigga337 March 4, 2013

AAMF 

As A Matter of Fact

as a matter of fact AAMF, used in sentences.

AAMF by Pygmy Puff August 12, 2012

aamf 

Always another mother fucker

In call of duty mw2 when you kill a guy but there is another seal right there to kill you

Me: Damn dude i smoke his ass but his punk ass friend was right beside him. i only had 1 more kill for a nuke.

Chris: Shit bro. aamf.

aamf by Phil the kill February 10, 2010

AAMFMD 

Ask a manager for more details. Talk to someone higher up because I can’t handle you right now.

karisa: what’s going on with you?!?!

lindsey:ugh, AAMFMD

AAMFMD by pdqt’s September 19, 2018