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L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r
It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.
L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r by papaboy March 1, 2013
a.D.O.R.
a.D.O.R. stands for "A Distant Open Relationship"
It has multiple meanings, as it sounds like "A Door" and "Adore", each of which are relevant to the meaning (an opening that can be open or closed, and lavishing attention on something)
Somewhere between a friends with benefits and an open relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend, a.D.O.R. is someone you have a romantic relationship with frequently but not exclusively. The "Distance" can be either as a result of a desire for independence or geographic distance that allows for coupling outside the relationship but doesn't weaken the passion of your interludes with that one person, similar to polyamory.
Differs from open relationships in that partners are not technically dating and isn't a friend with benefits because you are more passionate/romantic than is typical of that definition.
It has multiple meanings, as it sounds like "A Door" and "Adore", each of which are relevant to the meaning (an opening that can be open or closed, and lavishing attention on something)
Somewhere between a friends with benefits and an open relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend, a.D.O.R. is someone you have a romantic relationship with frequently but not exclusively. The "Distance" can be either as a result of a desire for independence or geographic distance that allows for coupling outside the relationship but doesn't weaken the passion of your interludes with that one person, similar to polyamory.
Differs from open relationships in that partners are not technically dating and isn't a friend with benefits because you are more passionate/romantic than is typical of that definition.
Gary: "I don't get it, you guys have awesome passion for each other, get along great why don't you just call it what it is?"
Al: "I do, we're a.D.O.R. We do what we want, and when we come together, it's amazing."
Al: "I do, we're a.D.O.R. We do what we want, and when we come together, it's amazing."
R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P
did u see the guy who has a mangina! I R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 'd so hard!!!! how the fuck does he have sex?
R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P by neobomb3r April 25, 2011
A.P.O.R
(Altered Perception Of Reality)
When an event or object is seen in a different way then how it is or how it actually happened. An Illusion in an individuals head of the world around them, that is exaggerated.
When an event or object is seen in a different way then how it is or how it actually happened. An Illusion in an individuals head of the world around them, that is exaggerated.
Mario(A.P.O.R.): I got a new motocycle bra, the shits niiiicccee
Me: Man that's a bicycle with a eletric motor dumbass
What Brian Said: Ashley i need you to come here so i can lean on you while I fix my shoe.
(Because of A.P.O.R.)What Ashley Hears: Ashley I need you! <3
Me: Man that's a bicycle with a eletric motor dumbass
What Brian Said: Ashley i need you to come here so i can lean on you while I fix my shoe.
(Because of A.P.O.R.)What Ashley Hears: Ashley I need you! <3
H.A.Y.O.R.
Hit At You Own Risk.
This is used when smoking Marijuana; towards the end of the bowl it is sometimes hard to tell if it is cashed((gone)) or not. You can tell the person that gets a hit after you to hayor.
This is used when smoking Marijuana; towards the end of the bowl it is sometimes hard to tell if it is cashed((gone)) or not. You can tell the person that gets a hit after you to hayor.
H.A.Y.O.R. by MA(_)MA January 31, 2009