A wet noodle

A wet noodle is your dogs penis after you suck them off

My dog has a wet noodle under that dog foreskin

A wet noodle by Ni5let #42069 December 10, 2018

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forty wacks with a wet noodle

A term used to describe getting your ass kicked.

Yo this bitch ass nigga down the street got forty wacks with a with noodle. Word? Word.

forty wacks with a wet noodle by Frisko316 May 24, 2003

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bent like a wet noodle

This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.

Let me drive.
Bitch, you got me bent like a wet noodle!!

bent like a wet noodle by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

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