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Grunt a Stoogie

It's when you grunt out the fattest log ever known to man right after you scream in terror and pain.
Person 1: Bro what are you doing
Person 2: AHHGHGGGGAGAGGHHGGHHHHH
Person 1: Bro stop it
Person 2: AAGAGGHHGGHHHHHGGGHHHH
Person 1: Holy shit that's a fat log
Person 2: *BAM*
Person 1: Damn bro you okay? Did you just grunt a stoogie?
Grunt a Stoogie by StoogiePlanted November 12, 2019

give us a shoogle 

Scottish request made usually by an optimistic male , requesting to have a feel of a female’s breasticles

( often , but not always , denied )
Gie’s a shoogle of yer mammary duke-Elliot’s , darlin

Give us a shoogle

grombing a stoogle 

yo look at that dude over there, he’s grombing a stoogle!
grombing a stoogle by Oborotoroloro September 19, 2021

Snarted a snooger 

When you sneeze fart and cough up a snooger at the same time.
I snarted a snooger on our first date and oh well, that was fun while it lasted.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022