lower than a snake's belly 

A snake's belly slides right along the ground as low as any animal can get.

His reputation was lower than a snake's belly.

lower than a snake's belly by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut 

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!

I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022

there’s a snake in my ass 

FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD

Hey there’s a snake in my ass and it hurts

there’s a snake in my ass by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021

There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe

Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

There’s a snake in my boot by Bernstyle April 10, 2022

there's a snake in your pants 

"there's a snake in your pants" is a reference for "you have a boner"

Woody: There's a snake in your pants
Andy's gf: HIYA

there's a snake in your pants by YourPublicAffender March 10, 2021

There's a snake in my boot 

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot

oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.

There's a snake in my boot by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

There's a snake in my boot 

When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.

Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago

There's a snake in my boot by Realone124 December 22, 2018