A smelly shelly On you're fingers

Sniff my smelly shellys.

The smelly shelly test is to sniff fingers for aroma of genitalia. Let me sniff you for smelly shelly. I love to sniff my smelly shelly. Why everybody sniffing me smelly shelly. Rosie meet smelly shelly! If you don't believe me sniff my smelly shelly. Mr. President may we toke on smelly shelly cigars?

a smelly shelly by Funky Fingers October 27, 2013

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A Smelly Ahren

“Ahren” was a famous German philosopher than famously didn’t shower. “A smelly Ahren” would be failing to shower to the point of unbearable stench.

I was sitting next to this guy on the train, he was definitely doing “a smelly Ahren”

A Smelly Ahren by John “Wee Mad Yin” Paul December 1, 2020

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Post a Smelly

A fart

Damn dude, why did you have to "post a smelly" without warning me?

Post a Smelly by dreambig26 December 10, 2010

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a stinky smelly pussy.

a vagina belonging to one who smells of andouille sausage and clam flavored nipples.

The young boy regurgitated with the aroma of a stinky smelly pussy. hitting his nose waves.

a stinky smelly pussy. by Tamara Williams September 30, 2006

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Rancid Twat Syndrome

My doctor has a stinky smelly pussy.

a stinky smelly pussy. by Dizzyace September 25, 2006

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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