a side of fries
"He is so distant, always texting at odd times"
"yeah, I definitely think he is having "a side of fries""
"yeah, I definitely think he is having "a side of fries""
a side of fries by Brad Kingo January 5, 2008
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fail burger with a side of fries
1. Someone who is a complete failure at life and everything else, who also has no friends (hence the "side of fries")
2. A word that is used to describe a situation that kept getting worse even when you thought it couldn't
2. A word that is used to describe a situation that kept getting worse even when you thought it couldn't
1."Wow that guy is a fail burger with a side of fries"
2. "That was a fail burger with a side of fries"
2. "That was a fail burger with a side of fries"
fail burger with a side of fries by THEMASKEDPOSTER May 17, 2010
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a side of fries • fail burger with a side of fries • A bong with a side of waffle fries • Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries • A Side of Beef • pound of bacon with a side of sausage • Pussy with a side of ranch • An Austin with a Side of Bryan • applesauce with a side of rootbeer • Chips with a side of Cockamole
Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries
Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.
Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.
Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011
A bong with a side of waffle fries
When two people have sexual intercourse and one ejaculates into a cup or any object that can hold the seamen and then is poured into a bong with water and mixed in. Then crush up the weed and smoke it and the the left over seamen is used to suck into a straw then stuffed up the bum and spit it all out into the anal hole until none left so when the person shits the shit will be white.
Me n my bf went to a party and there was a crazy chick called raphi fisher who stank of poo and was as hairy as punch the monkey who then said let me have a bong with a side of waffle fries but no one wanted to go near her because that bush was sticking out from the side of her pants.
A bong with a side of waffle fries by I hate Indians February 27, 2026
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