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Tennagers often say this just before getting high, often with a joint. They make a imaginary shed and step into it and sit down and get high (making sure to close the door behind them). Often these imaginary sheds are made in obvious places e.g oval, park
Me "hey, piglet! wanna go make a shed?"
Piglet "Fuck yer!"
Me "sweet, let the stoning begin!"
a shed by Jesus The Stoner March 1, 2008
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A shed-full

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of something.
"There's a shed-full of stars in the Universe."

"Brenda accepted the shed-full of sperm which was oozed all over her in the bukkake cum-bath."
A shed-full by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004

A shed-load 

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of anything.
"Fred should have noticed a shed-load of sheds in the shed shop, but the shtupid schlong didn't."
A shed-load by Stuart Fletcher December 20, 2004

building a shed over a dead tool 

a pot belly of an older gentleman
"Since I saw you last, I see you have been building a shed over a dead tool"

shed a tear for Nelson 

VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee
Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson

I almost shed a tear.

Boo hoo mothefucker. Pull yourself together.
You cycled all the way across europe and you’re tired? Well, I almost shed a tear.
I almost shed a tear. by Yung’Un August 11, 2019

shed a tear for Ireland 

urinate, take a leak, drain the lizard
"Before we leave this joint, let me shed a tear for Ireland."
shed a tear for Ireland by Octopod September 25, 2003
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