a sean

a sean is where you fuck someone's ass so hard that both are bleeding from friction

dude, I pulled a sean the other day oml
guys, jimmy pulled a sean wtf
you pulled a sean? what a loser

by nut monky 32 July 24, 2019

A sean

Someone who lies a lot

You didn’t pipe that girl stop being a Sean

by Free sj January 30, 2020

A Sean

A Sean is an eldritch witch that kicks your butt as a dungeon master who then promptly teaches you how to handle other peoples idiocy whilst building a house with his army of goons

Friend 1: This eldritch witch just kicked my butt as a dungeon master and then taught me how to handle other peoples idiocy while he was building a house with his army of goons, it was so bizarre
Friend 2: Oh, don't worry about that, that's just A Sean! A Sean doesn't do any harm, they're kinda fun, too.

by Mr.DM December 13, 2023

A Sean Promise

Anyone who knows me knows a Sean promise is a real promise.

Don’t worry brother I’ll get him for you.
Liverpool is a small city, I bump into you footballers all the time. Anyone who knows me knows a Sean promise is a real promise

by Little big Sean Astley laaaaa October 19, 2020

a sean penn

the term "a sean penn" is used to describe an egotistical person who thinks that there opinion should matter more than other people's. a sean penn is commonly fond in places such as LA, sanfransisc, the inner party of any communist country, and pretty much any other hotbed of ass holes. a sean penn will often make huge outlandish claims, and often will not respect the right of others to free speech. in addition a sean penn will not do any good deeds unless a camera crew is watching, or it will gain him publicity. dew to the fact that a sean penn will only do a good dead if seen by others they are not good deeds, just appear to be because he is rewarded with publicity. a sean penn will often not realize that just because he has some "higher social status" he knows what is best for those bellow him. a sean penn will often call for the arrest of US citizens when they make fun of his "friends, such as the Communist tyrant Hugo Chaves. a sean penn is a blight on society and huge pain in the ass, who should be convicted of treason, however his bull shit is way to easy to make fun of.

liberal hippy duché: ive been to Iraq you know! before american arrived it was a nice place where woman could walk down the street with out cloths on there head, and could drive cars, and vote in free democratic the election that happened every 2 years.
Normal person: shut up all you are is a sean penn.

by Rocheman4280 August 27, 2013

[pulling] a [sean]

When one character, not necessarily named Sean, proclaims that s/h/it "needs more independence" and promptly slinks away,emotionally speaking, from the relationships. The devastation left in her/his wake is not always intentional

He's trippin' that you're pulling a sean? Why should s/he have a problem ?

by dorkwithaknife March 12, 2009

gave her a sean connery

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!

After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."

by the bitches December 29, 2006