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A Perfect life 

Being in love with a disease and the other person getting what you got and still loving you unconditionally.
Boy: Life isn’t fair.
Girl: Life IS fair because it’s not fair to everyone.

Boy: Sounds like a perfect life!
Girl: That’s what we got baby
A Perfect life by Real lyfe 101 August 5, 2020
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A Perfect Life 

William Sidis apparently wrote about wanting “A perfect life.” A life of solitude. Away from the vicissitudes and monotony of normal life. (And thanks to the YouTube girl who brought this to my attention I think the name was ¿Quiblee? I don’t remember) Thomas Sowell once said “People like doing nothing because it’s the only thing you can do perfectly.” You’re exactly right Thomas.
Iam “God, it isn’t even about people using my ideas or that they have this antipathy towards me. I actually like seeing my work and likeness in the media I enjoy and I generally don’t care what people think outside of the theory behind it. But what I want is a perfect life. Which is why “what do you want?’ Isn’t a stupid question. You know that’s not the answer you want. And because it’s not the answer you want you going to refuse to accept it as a valid response. And I know that if I apply that logic to literally anything else I would suffer for it.”

Dr. Doctor Doctor-Doctor (That’s a Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu reference by the way) “ThEn WhY dOn’T yOu WoRk...”

Iam “The same reason you’re withholding what I need to achieve it, Jordan. Because it’s better for everyone but me.”
A Perfect Life by Hym Iam December 7, 2022
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