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A Pacifier

This maneuver requires three steps:

1. One places a single ball in the recipient's mouth.
2. Following in suit, the other is placed in the recipient's mouth, so the two are no longer separated.
3. Finally, one takes the penis in hand and taps the recipient's nose repeatedly.

The desired effect is that he or she remain silent, as it is considered rude to speak with one's mouf full.
"Matt Roberts, if you don't shut up now I'm going to give you a pacifier."
by Private Perkins October 23, 2008
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Suck my dick like a pacifier

An insult used mainly against friends and day one's when they say something that is factually incorrect and stupid. A catch phrase used mainly amongst high schoolers as a friendly way to say "shut up".
Connor shut up and suck my dick like a pacifier. Joe Johnson is the greatest basketball player of all time
by ScaryHours January 24, 2018
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carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
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