a god church 

Jake Paul's way of saying church

"I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church"

a god church by niiiiglets June 23, 2017

like a god church 

A lyric in Jake Pauls' song "It's Everyday Bro", it has no real meaning, it just rhymed with the song. When Jake Paul was asked what it meant, he said he had "no fucking idea"

"And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church"

like a god church by Smarticle Particle June 18, 2017

selling like a god church 

Some stupid shit jake Paul said!

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church.

selling like a god church by Selling like a god church October 30, 2017

selling merch like a god church 

Jake paul has a shitty diss track and wrote this whole song in 1 hour. If you sing it, you magically become a bisexual quack daddy that everybody hates, For Example, Timmy Thick.

Jake Paul be selling merch like a god church everyday.

selling merch like a god church by qQuack daddy colinquackdaddyco June 12, 2017

It´s selling like a god church 

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem

And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church

It´s selling like a god church by durtas secreto July 26, 2017

selling like a god church 

Selling very, very good

Damn, that shit is selling like a god church!

selling like a god church by Terdenmihan November 2, 2017