a chischilly 

the act of stealing a thirty pack of beer from a store.

guy: man I am broke and thirsty.
dude: well, lets go pull a chischilly

a chischilly by george January 20, 2005

National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day 

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023

A Dirty Chinchilla 

An unsanitary female who leaves feces, used feminine products, and an abundant amount of toilet paper to be left un-flushed.

I walked in to a smelly bathroom stall to discover an employee has left “ A Dirty Chinchilla” for all others to see.

A Dirty Chinchilla by The Big E Boss Lady March 19, 2015