A Carlton

A religious douchebag who only cares about himself. Lies Consistently. Gives A shit about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. Is A Giant Ass Weaboo. Needs To Get A Life. His Girlfriend Is His Left Hand And His Right Hand is his side bitch. Secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. Secretly has a katana collection. Blocked A guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull shit. showed kids at church how to use a dildo. claims to have fucked a girl but honestly never has. He thinks he's John snow. Thinks he's also god himself. The name of his religion is thundercunts.

Hey, Don't Be A Carlton

by FluffyWolf52439 November 17, 2017

Pulling A Carlton

A facade in which one acts incredibly nice and proper, like Carlton from Fresh Prince, no matter how hood he is or appears. Usually the only way a black guy can ever hope to avoid a traffic ticket. Some dudes will pull a Carlton to impress parents, employers, school faculty members, etc.

Dude 1: So I pulled a California stop at this street sign thinking nobody was around, but then this small town cop made me pull over.

Dude 2: Damn, man. Did you get a ticket?

Dude 1: Nah, I played it chill by pulling a Carlton. Just got a warning and he drove off.

Dude 2: Ha-ha, nice!

by FatherofGray November 22, 2015

Do A Carlton

To do a Carlton means to move on a short term loan to a different city so you can get WiFi.

Juan Cuadrado dexuded to Do a Carlton when he found out he had no WiFi for a few years.

by Ncfc123 February 7, 2017

pulling a carlto

when an disagreement or argument, between two people, happens in real life and one person unfollows the other on instagram as a result.

aka. the universal signal of an ended friendship

Example 1:
person 1: "i had a fight with matthew and he unfollowed me on instagram"
person 2: "he's bloody pulling a carlto"

Example 2:
girl 1 (to girl 2): "you're such a nincompoop"
girl 3: "be careful or she might pull a carlto"

by trolololololololololo123456676 June 4, 2013

few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz July 11, 2005

busting a carton

When a man has a large cumshot and it appears as he spills a large amount of milk on her tits or face

Ohhhh he was busting a milk carton all over my perfect tits last night. (Busting a carton)

by saucydaddyfister333 May 13, 2016

a carlson

Someone who dates another person and just treats them like nothing. They talk and date other guys at the same time and try to hide it ; a hoe

That girl sitter over there is such a Carlson, I can't stand her

by Fwar December 26, 2015