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a bert
a bert by Darling-Beau February 12, 2007
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a bert
1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
a bert by Rasheed Scott September 1, 2008
a bert
1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
a bert by Winthrop Paul September 3, 2008
Pulling a Bert
1. Innocently doing something incredibly painful in a funny way. 2. Doing something outrageously extraordinary with simple things.
Pulling a Bert is riding a bicycle down a hill thru a stack of burning hay bales for charity.
When one slips off a roof while roofing and somehow manages to stop the fall by accidentally nailing one's hand to the roof you are Pulling a Bert.
Only one who is capable of Pulling a Bert would consider Walk UPSIDE DOWN along a suspended beam by repeated sequential lacing and unlacing of combat boots that are nailed along the underside of the beam.
A friend of mine pulled a Bert, he was in a hurry while building a house and nailed his foot to the floor while installing the hardwood floor.
In an effort to surprise a recently found friend one could Pull a Bert by hiding in the overhead bin of airplane and popping out to surprise passengers.
One way to Pull a Bert is to jump of out a second story window with nothing but an umbrella.
I'm going to pull a bert and hand people a beer from INSIDE the fridge.
Our contractor pulled a bert when he cut a hole in a 2nd story floor to install a spiral staircase, while standing in the center of the circle he was cutting.
When one slips off a roof while roofing and somehow manages to stop the fall by accidentally nailing one's hand to the roof you are Pulling a Bert.
Only one who is capable of Pulling a Bert would consider Walk UPSIDE DOWN along a suspended beam by repeated sequential lacing and unlacing of combat boots that are nailed along the underside of the beam.
A friend of mine pulled a Bert, he was in a hurry while building a house and nailed his foot to the floor while installing the hardwood floor.
In an effort to surprise a recently found friend one could Pull a Bert by hiding in the overhead bin of airplane and popping out to surprise passengers.
One way to Pull a Bert is to jump of out a second story window with nothing but an umbrella.
I'm going to pull a bert and hand people a beer from INSIDE the fridge.
Our contractor pulled a bert when he cut a hole in a 2nd story floor to install a spiral staircase, while standing in the center of the circle he was cutting.
Pulling a Bert by Thomas Aquarius February 9, 2010
Pulling a Bert
1. The food truck my friend was working at ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 2 cups
2. Bro, did you see Sam pulling a bert yesterday
2. Bro, did you see Sam pulling a bert yesterday
Pulling a Bert by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024
Pulling a Bert
My friend was working in a food truck and ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 3 cups
He’s definitely Pulling a Bert
He’s definitely Pulling a Bert
Pulling a Bert by Gopher7923 April 12, 2024
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