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Pack a Flounder 

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.
After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.
Pack a Flounder by MrMonkeyshines January 3, 2013

Chucking a Flounder 

To suddenly and unexpectantly disappears at the most inconvenient time or times.
"Did he just chuck a flounder?"
"Im chucking a flounder tonight"

flour in a bag of powder 

when your talking to someone and think they fake like flour in a bag of powder(cocaine)
Kim Kardashian :im so like real nothing is fake on me
me (thinking) but really ur faker than flour in a bag of powder

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato 

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011