A Penguin

The Penguin is a sexual act performed by a street gal/guy (hooker, prostitute, someone who charges money for sexual acts) on a John (Person paying for sexual act). Usual cost is $10 USD. The John standing, with hooker on their knees, pulls pants down to ankles. Performs BJ (Oral sex) just as the John is about the Blow His Load (Cum, orgasm), the hooker stops, stands up and walks away. The John in serious distress, with pants around ankles, waddles like a Penguin after hooker, shouting " Hey come back here"

Leaving my favorite watering hole, this hooker asks me if I want to have some fun." I do want to have some fun, but I only have ten dollars" was my response. "You have ten dollars"? the hooker says. "Yes I do " was my reply. "Well for ten dollars you can get a Penguin" said the hooker. "A Penguin?" I said with a questionable look on my face. "Yes, give me your ten bucks and I'll give you a Penguin". I handed her my ten bucks and she lead me down the alley to a dark corner. Wasted no time getting my pants down to my ankles and started giving me a sloppy two handed (there was room for three hands had she had them) blow job. Not even a minute passes and I start to get that funny feeling, letting out the quietest of moans. Both hands gripping her head so she has no choice but take my yogurt stream straight to the belly. Another un-containable moan of pleasure was released letting her know the great job she was doing, then then then ....... SHE STOOD UP AND WALKED AWAY!!! A few seconds it took me to figure out what just happened, before I waddled like a Penguin after her saying " Hey wait, where you going"?

by Trever VanPageant September 25, 2019

A penguin on a leaf

This is a phrase used to express extreme happiness or joy. It is mainly used within friendship and relationship situations. It is used because of the happiness it gives you, as if you are in a different place, like a penguin would be if it were on a leaf.

Person 1: "Will you go out with me?"
Person 2: "Yes!"
Person 1: "OMG! I feel like a penguin on a leaf!"

by yummyyummy1234 November 22, 2011

a penguin invaded my dern school

why did you search this up?

why the heck would you search a penguin invaded my dern school in urban dictionary?

by killerkid123 November 12, 2019

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.

Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

by reillan January 29, 2006

Shotgunning a penguin

When you piss with a boner and sneeze

“Dude I woke up this morning and I was shotgunning a penguin”

by Mississippi_Sister_Fucker July 19, 2019