slaz-a-laz 

You a chill mane <3

person 1: you cool, slaz-a-laz
person 2: we should get married

slaz-a-laz by GalixerWon August 16, 2022

A lazy fuck 

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.

I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.

A lazy fuck by Ihateyourhatbutimnotgonnatellu April 21, 2019

half a lazy 

a) slightly or half erect penis
b) hanging fat

While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".

half a lazy by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010

A lazy fuck 

When you don't have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.

Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.

She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.

A lazy fuck by Ovinor February 21, 2011

i'm a lazy sod 

A sex pistols' song about a guy who is stigmatized for his mental disorder of disability to work properly and earn bread.

I'm a lazy sod
I'm not a lazy snood
I'm a lazy sod

Lazy!

i'm a lazy sod by That Lazy Sod February 17, 2017

On a lazy 

Having a day of doing absolutely nothing. Usually accompanied by a pack of Doritos, tracksuit bottoms and a laptop.

"Dude are you going to the big game tomorrow?" "Nah bro I'm doing fuckall, I'm on a lazy"

On a lazy by thisistheonlynamethatisnttaken September 15, 2017

National be a lazy ass day 

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

National be a lazy ass day by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023