A Greg

A Greg is Greg!
Greg is gym!
Greg is alpha!
Greg is Greg!
Greg likes Gregs!
A Greg want everyone to be Greg!
A Greg don’t like a non-Greg!
Greg is better!

Beta: Did you take you creatine?
A Greg: No... I took my Greg Supplements.

by CaptainMorgan101 May 5, 2022

a greg

A cigarette.

-Dude wana go outside and have a greg.
-No bra i smoked a whole pack last night and my lungs told me that they were moving out.
-Word

by Randy12345 January 18, 2010

A "Greg Scott" Substitution

Whilst playing Fifa online, pretending to make a substitution then quitting due to being one or more goals behind.

I was beating him 1-0 with 5 minutes left to go and he made "A "Greg Scott" Substitution"

by SomeRangersFan April 11, 2009

Take a Greg

What would happen if Greg Heffley was named after a body function.

"Yo ima take a Greg!"

by notarealperson111 November 24, 2020

Drop a Greg

Euphemism for defecation.

I'll pay you $50 to drop a Greg on my chest.

by Rag Man April 29, 2011

Take A Greg

Lamens Term - Verb
Greg gr-egg (plural - gregs)

Very similar to taking a normal shit, a "greg" differs in the fact that it usually stretches one's ass to the limits of its abilities....rendering a turd with a thin layer of blood covering it. "Gregs" are extremely painful, & in some cases deadly.

I Have To Go Take A Greg. My Blood Type Is B+, Start Looking For Possible Matches.

by 546 Gator Medics October 8, 2008

Doing A Greg

The act of getting wasted one night and making up a fake game as an excuse for not showing up to work the next morning

Just heard Greg James is missing after being wasted with Lizzo and Harry Styles at the BRIT awards last night. I bet he is 'doing a greg!'

by mr.handlebandlebobitybipbob February 19, 2020