To do a Fergie is when feeling a girls breasts to ease the tension or to break an awkward silence by saying the exact quote, "These are class" followed by, "If I had a pair of these; I'd play with them all day!"
by SJolly7 June 14, 2009
To have anal sex with a woman while holding on to her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. To put your junk in her trunk.
by Urban Observer April 25, 2007
by J-Don March 22, 2007
A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man
Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
by Canadian_86 May 14, 2008
by The BAC September 24, 2007
You really need to pick up your fergies. You can't walk across the bedroom without having them stick to your feet.
Pick up that fergie on your way to the bathroom, and flush it.
Pick up that fergie on your way to the bathroom, and flush it.
by hillbilly90210 July 20, 2010
A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man
Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
by Canadian_86 May 14, 2008